My mom is oblivious...
Mom: Who's growing plants in the garage?
Me: Me...
Mom: What are they?
Me: I think they're trees, I found seeds and decided to grow them because we have left over potting soil.
Mom: Did you just say you wanted to find out if they were pot plants?
Me: Hahahahahahaha, no.
Mom: Good, because those definitely aren't pot plants.